excerpts from a letter to josh wood:
yesterday was sunday.....you know how i love sundays. I got a strange call in the morning (well around 1:00) from some sort of secret gun man. i.e.:
ring! Ring!
me: Hello?
SGM: how you going?
me: great! [insert common pleasantry here] I'm making pancakes. [fail to mantion how I've burned all of them so far, and in fact, there's one burning right now] Want some?
SGM: nah...do you want to get on the piss and go shoot guns at the gun club with me?
me: F#%! yeah!
SGM: okay, I'll be over in an hour.
me: see you soon!
Okay, this is not that wierd of a conversation, except that I have absolutely no idea who the Secret Gun Man was; i neglected to ask, he neglected to identify himself and never even showed up. But, at least the illusive secret gun man inspired me to spend a lovely sunday kickin' around the house, sittin' in the sun and having a few beers while hanging up clothes on the line and hunting for hidden clothes pins in the overgrown mint plants.................................
I was supposed to be on the ferry at, like 7:30 this morning, prepared to hop on the boat alone and to argue for the full refund of Belles ferry ticket. you see, she found out that her Nana passed away, and so she's staying behind to go to the funeral. I guess her nana had been wanting to die; starving herself for months in the hostpital and complaing that "They won't just let you die in this damned place" At any rate, grandma-death related or not, my lovely sunday was bookended with frantic insomniatic unrest, which I'm prolonging as i write, gentel reader, with insane amounts of coffe and ciggarettes. So, off I went, at some un godly hour this morning in the sharp wind and pelting rain of wellington to catch the ferry- wich i would have missed anyways, were it not cancelled due to the poor weather. I was left, deposited by bus and circumstance, abandon by ferry, in the attrocious atmosphere of Business District At Rush Hour.
How people do this on a daily basis, I'll never comprehend (except that I know I've done it before, I've just blocked it out) In the same way that being anally probed by an officer of the law makes one cringe in disgust at law enforcement, walking through rush hour is enough to make any human ggag at consumerism, capitalism and the work-a-day world. But, as the asshole heals and the criminal reoffends, so too does the working man travel, twice a day, through a the horrifying masses of pre and post 9-5. Vacant eyes storm the foot paths, most with crinkeled brows from domestic spats the night before, or a fender bender on the morning drive; juxtaposed by a few pale and silly grins (finally got laid? a new nephew on the way?) All bustling along to the clack clacking of high (but not too high- proffessionally-respectable high) heels against sidewalk. Too frequent Posh Power Brunch Bistros "think outside the box" by blasting funky- and-hip-but-mellow techno pop out on to the sidewalk in an attemp to catch executive patronage for later in the afternoon. Men and Women stop occasionally and abruptly to ogle over flash shoes in the "just arrived" section of department store windows, quickly checking their reflections to smooth over stray locks. I duck into a coffee shop, as any self respecting human would do, and vow never to leave the house at this hour again,(which should be relatively easy, as I am apparently rendered unemployable by employers) and proceed to drink several dozen cups of coffe. which brings me to my current state of sleep dep and society induced cynysim, with my stomach lining melting away in the acid caffine.....
end of letter excerpt......
don't worry guys, I've regained my sanity and made it down to the south island. at time of post, the identity of the Secret Gun Man has been sussed and plans made for future gun shooting. much love!